Hacking the Dead, a Microfiction
When a company planning an IPO wants to influence a skeptical analyst, they go about it in a sneaky way that involves Generative AI. (Issue #118)
As regular Dispatch readers already know, I've been experimenting with microfictions, short SF stories (1,000 words or less) that help me explore and illustrate aspects of how our lives might evolve within digital transformation.
Here, then, is another microfiction.
Next issue, I’ll dig into how realistic this story is.
I'll put some miscellaneous goodies and things worth your attention, including my defense of the movie The Fall Guy, at the end.
Hacking the Dead, a Microfiction
Her official title was Senior Director of Atypical Communications, and she suffered under the legal name Prudence Wells. Everybody called her Trix, as in Dirty Tricks. Her job was unorthodox persuasion. Trix had never been more important to The Firm than right now when it was about to go public.
In The Firm’s industry there was no analyst more influential than Oliver Mwangi, who had been implacable in his skepticism about The Firm’s long term viability. No briefing, no appeal to logic, no working the CEO’s vast network to find mutuals had worked. Now, with the IPO at hand, it was up to Trix.
Looking for a way to change his mind, Trix pored over Mwangi’s numberless client notes, media interviews, conference presentations, pointy questions posed at quarterly earnings reports, social media, political donations, and read his master’s thesis.
At last she found a thread she might pull.
Mwangi adored his mother, Alice, who had died seven years earlier. He was so devoted to Alice that he had a Doppel created, an AI digital recreation of Alice pulled from every kind of source: photos, videos, letters, emails, texts, school transcripts, even her recipes, for Alice had been known as a fine cook. When Mwangi was alone, he was often chatting with Alice, a dark skinned Kenyan woman with a musical voice and a smile like sunlight after a total eclipse.
To change Mwangi’s mind about The Firm, Trix first had to influence Alice.
Trix’s mutable appearance meant she could be striking or plain, as needed. Through complex and nefarious means, she arranged for Mwangi’s Executive Assistant to get severe food poisoning. Soon mousy Sadie, Trix in disguise, covered the EA’s desk and listened with maniacal focus through Mwangi’s often open office door. Yes, Mwangi did talk with his mom’s digital duplicate about work, companies he covered, stock movements. Alice, a sophisticated AI, replied with details culled from previous chats and current events.
At first, nothing worked. Trix couldn’t break into the AI’s code. Well, she could, but not in a way Mwangi wouldn’t see. If Alice behaved differently, glitched, or buffered, he’d notice. She couldn’t talk directly to Alice without it being recorded.
Trix scrutinized Mwangi’s calendar. His Tuesday standing meeting was in person, not a videoconference. She had thought it a therapist appointment, but the address attached to the calendar invite, the one that the self-driving car needed to navigate, wasn’t a doctor’s office. It was a cemetery.
After work on Wednesday, Trix, with a new, different appearance, went there. The elaborate grave of Alice Mwangi featured a large monitor with a subtle webcam. Fresh flowers from her son’s visit the day before rested there. Even though he talked with her at home, the office, and elsewhere—and all instances of the Doppel synced—Mwangi still came to his real mother’s resting place.
It stood in a long, two-sided row of such graves. Whenever somebody approached a grave, or said the name of the person buried there, the monitor on the headstone would spring to life with the Doppel of the deceased waiting to chat. Alice cocked her head (a characteristic gesture Trix had seen in videos), smiling, expectant, silent.
The grave across the way from Alice belonged to Max Weimann, whose Doppel was a severe, elderly, German man who waited without a smile. Trix approached Max, then looked over her shoulder to Alice’s grave. Alice’s monitor stayed blank.
Ideas brewed. Trix used her smartphone to measure the Weimann monitor. She walked from the cemetery already on the phone with colleagues at The Firm, telling them what to prepare.
At dawn the next morning (she felt time pressure about the upcoming IPO), wearing yet another disguise, Trix returned to the graveyard carrying a large, flat portfolio. Standing behind the Weimann monitor, she removed a pane of smart glass, in essence another monitor, and slipped it in front and on top of the Weimann monitor. She affixed an almost-clear solar panel to charge the new monitor on top of the headstone where it was unlikely to be spotted. Then, behind Alice’s headstone, she placed a small speaker and another solar panel. The speaker and the new monitor connected wirelessly.
Trix stood back from both graves and executed a program on her smartphone. “Alice,” called a voice from the speaker. The Doppel appeared, head cocked. At that point, text appeared on the new monitor on top of the Weimann grave. Trix couldn’t see the text because it was in a color that Alice’s webcam could read but was invisible to human eyes.
Trix followed the text on her smartphone. “Engage Oliver about the positive qualities of these three companies,” the text read, accompanied by a list that included The Firm. (It would have been too obvious only to talk about Trix’s employer.) Then the text shifted to headlines and summaries of positive articles and social media posts about each company.
Whenever no humans were around, the speaker would activate Alice and the monitor would continue its propaganda campaign.
Back at the office as mousy Sadie, Trix waited and listened, hoping the regular EA wouldn’t recover from food poisoning too soon. Mwangi and Alice chatted. Trix heard him mention one of the other companies. A good sign.
Towards the end of her last day, a Wednesday, Mwangi asked her to compile information about The Firm. “I need to take a fresh look before they IPO next month,” he said.
She could have sent him everything in a moment, but Trix needed to make her disguise look good. Forty minutes later, the information was in Mwangi’s inbox.
After work, Trix returned to the graveyard. She removed the speaker, monitor, and solar panels to conceal evidence of influence. It would never occur to Mwangi that anything affected Alice’s training data other than their interactions.
On the Friday before The Firm’s Initial Public Offering, Mwangi sent a positive note to his clients.
Trix was glad her options had vested.
Miscellaneous Goodies and Things Worth Your Attention
Where does human creativity go in the age of Generative AI? My friend Grant McCracken has an interesting piece about how to use syntagmatic chains plus ChatGPT to generate personalized entertainment. The creativity, here, is in the human selection. I’m not sure I agree with all of Grant’s conclusions, but it’s a provocative article.
Speaking of ChatGPT, on a lark I asked ChatGPT to revise last week’s column, “The Ghosts of What Wasn’t” in the voice of Scott Galloway. Check out the result.
Top 20 songs from the 80s! I stumbled across this engaging YouTube video. If you were listening to pop music back in the day, this is a neat trip down memory lane.
Opill is a big deal. Don’t miss this CNN story about the first over-the-counter birth control pill with no age restrictions that costs $19.99 per month. As women’s reproductive freedom—my #1 political issue—disappears in more and more states, Opill can make a huge difference.
Whitney Wolfe Herd, the founder and former CEO of women-centric dating app Bumble, got headlines when she speculated onstage that in the future AI agents would date each other in order to find the perfect match for their humans. It is a ridiculous idea—and this is me, the science fiction writing futurist, saying that. Humans don’t understand their own dating and mating preferences well enough for algorithms to have much success.
Ozempic articles abound. Daniel Engber’s long “Ozempic or Bust” Atlantic Monthly ($) article about the history of weight-loss drugs, surgeries, and diets in America is fascinating. Pair it with this Wall Street Journal ($) podcast interview with Sima Sistani, the CEO of Weight Watchers, whose business will feel the evolutionary pressure of GLP-1 drugs like Ozempic and Wegovy. Also, don't miss my friend and colleague Jeffrey Cole's column about the disruptive potential of these drugs far beyond weight loss.
Finally... The Fall Guy is a terrific movie: go see it while you can! Pay no attention to the critics: this is a funny, big screen, popcorn movie with two engaging leads, incredible stunts and action sequences, and which acknowledges its own silliness. The reviewer reaction to this movie reminds me of Bohemian Rhapsody, which the critics also failed to understand. Quite to contrary of what a bunch of pundits are saying, The Fall Guy is a defense of why to go out to the theaters rather than a portent of doom for summer movies and theatrical in general. I think it has a shot at becoming a hit with positive word of mouth, which it merits. By the way, I spent the whole movie wondering if they would do anything with the catchy but sexist theme song from the 1980s TV show. (No spoilers on that front.)
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